Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Just pee around me
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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