do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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