I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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