Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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