please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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