she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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