He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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