he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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