I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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