How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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