Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
She's not a foreskin expert like you
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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