hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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