Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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