he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i dont even know how to be here
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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