His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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