How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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