Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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