I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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