Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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