I hate all girls vehemently.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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