Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
lets start a swedish sibling band together
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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