i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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