i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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