Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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