that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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