Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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