everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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