awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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