i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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