Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
He's on the porch naked. Help.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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