there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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