pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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