She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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