people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize