This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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