Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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