Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
40s are totally the cure
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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