I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
My vagina is officially offended.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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