Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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