Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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