she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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