I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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