Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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