So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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