i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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