When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just threw up on my dentist
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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