he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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