How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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