Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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