i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
These tits shall not be calmed
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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