What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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