I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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