Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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