haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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